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WELL CAN YOU TELL I MIGHT LIKE ANIMALS.
So I have put together a poor excuse for a web site on their behalf.

Like I was saying, i'm a mother fucking animal freak who if made president would kill execution style anyone causing harm to an animal.

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If you did enjoy the music playing while this slow piece of shit was loading (only available on Microsoft Explorer I hear) Then you might like the stuff below.

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Hendrix: Little Wing
Zappa: Montana
Van Halen: Jump
Sleepwalk: Very Cool
Stevie Vaughn: Mary Had A Little Lamb



This is from the NY Times News Service:

Admitting his 0-4 record is not impressive "on paper," Trainers announced that "Lucky," a German shepherd guide dog for the blind in Wuppertal Germany, is available for his fifth owner. Lucky led his first owner in front of a bus, killing him. And the second off the end of a pier, drowning him. He nudged his third owner off a railway platform in front of the Cologne-to-Frankfurt express, killing him. And he walked his fourth owner itno heavy traffic, abandoning him to be hit and killed. The new owner won't be told of Lucky's record - they say the dog might sense nervousness "and do something silly.


If you like Frank, Click the Pic.
This page will deal with opinions and articles that might be of interest to some people. You might find a link or two taking you somewhere somewhat bizarre. But I will warn you if the subject matter could be considered offensive.
Now just to see if your paying attention by clicking HERE you might be offended so do not click HERE. If you did and didnt like what you found (I don't know and don't want to know)then try following directions next time. Click the dog above, that wont hurt ya.



DEAR ABBY


Not to ruin any ones bit chen mood
but this is an article appearing in a paper some time ago.
Some liked it. You might too.

Dear Abby: Now that hunting season is here
and I see the birds heading south for the winter,
I am reminded of a poignant poem
you published about a goose whose mate was killed by a hunter.

Knowing that geese mate only once in a lifetime,
I was moved to tears when I read it.
Please publish it again. - A Hunter's Wife, Mankato, Minn.



A HUNTERS POEM


A hunter shot at a flock of geese
That flew within his reach.
Two were stopped in their rapid flight

And fell on the sandy beach.
The male bird lay at the water's edge

And just before he died
He faintly called to his wounded mate

And she dragged herself to his side.

She bent her head and crooned to him

In a way distressed and wild
Caressing her one and only mate
As a mother would a child.
Then covering him with her broken wing

And gasping with failing breath
She laid her head against his breast

A feeble honk...then death.
This story is true though crudely told

I was the man in this case.
I stood knee-deep in snow and cold
And the hot tears burned my face.
I buried the birds in the sand where they lay

Wrapped in my hunting coat
And I threw my gun and belt in the bay.

When I crossed in the open boat.
Hunters will call me a right poor sport

And scoff at the thing I did.
But that day something broke in my heart

And shoot again? God forbid!


Lemuel T Ward




Hope you enjoyed the poem. If you didn't...
your an asshole, so fuck ya.


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If that didn't work your out-ta luck I guess. Tough Shit! Stick a ball up your ass and quack.
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